Funny jokes about Italy and italians
Q: What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pockets?
A: Mute.
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Q: Why do Italian men have mustaches?
A: They want to look like their moms.
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Q: Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
A: Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?
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Q: How does an Italian count his goats?
A: He just counts the legs, and divides by four.
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Q: How does an Italian get into an honest business?
A: Usually through the skylight.
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Q: How do Italian girls shave their legs?
A: They lie down outside and have someone mow them.
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Q: What does FIAT stand for?
A: Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Pollack?
A: A guy who makes you an offer you can t understand.
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Q: How do you kill an Italian?
A: Smash the toilet seat on the back of his head when he is getting a drink.
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Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be?
A: The least hairy of the three.
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Q: How did they advertise surplus W. W. II Italian rifles for sale?
A: "Never fired, and only dropped once."
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Q: Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottomed boats?
A: So they can steer clear of the old Italian Navy.
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Q: Why is Italian bread so long?
A: So they can dip it into the sewer.
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Q: How is the Italian version of Christmas different?
A: One Mary, one Jesus, and 32 Wise guys.
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Q: Who really killed John F. Kennedy?
A: Two hundred Italian sharpshooters.
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Q: What did the barber say to the Italian kid?
A: Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?
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Q: Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags?
A: So Italians can go window shopping.
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Q: What s an innuendo?
A: An Italian suppository.
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Q: Why do Italian men have mustaches?
A: So they can look like their mothers.
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Q: Why are most Italian men named Tony?
A: When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads.
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Q: What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pockets?
A: Mute.
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Q: Why do Italian men have mustaches?
A: They want to look like their moms.
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Q: Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
A: Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?
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Q: How does an Italian count his goats?
A: He just counts the legs, and divides by four.
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Q: How does an Italian get into an honest business?
A: Usually through the skylight.
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Q: How do Italian girls shave their legs?
A: They lie down outside and have someone mow them.
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Q: What does FIAT stand for?
A: Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Pollack?
A: A guy who makes you an offer you can t understand.
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Q: How do you kill an Italian?
A: Smash the toilet seat on the back of his head when he is getting a drink.
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Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be?
A: The least hairy of the three.
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Q: How did they advertise surplus W. W. II Italian rifles for sale?
A: "Never fired, and only dropped once."
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Q: Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottomed boats?
A: So they can steer clear of the old Italian Navy.
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Q: Why is Italian bread so long?
A: So they can dip it into the sewer.
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Q: How is the Italian version of Christmas different?
A: One Mary, one Jesus, and 32 Wise guys.
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Q: Who really killed John F. Kennedy?
A: Two hundred Italian sharpshooters.
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Q: What did the barber say to the Italian kid?
A: Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?
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Q: Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags?
A: So Italians can go window shopping.
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Q: What s an innuendo?
A: An Italian suppository.
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Q: Why do Italian men have mustaches?
A: So they can look like their mothers.
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Q: Why are most Italian men named Tony?
A: When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads.
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